I’m glad so many of my friends have come to read and comment. That’s good, because I need to make a small announcement:
Remember all that weight I lost last year? Well – funny story about that – it was apparently not due to what a hot stud I was, or to eating better, or to working out, or to anything else that I might have bragged about during the past year of grinning and gloating.
Therefore, as I do not condone the use of diseases to lose weight, I retract any dieting advice, especially all the dieting advice, I doled out during the past year.
And I’m not saying I necessarily will, but just for you sticklers out there: I reserve the right to stop being such a sickly-looking thing and to get good and fat after all this is over. Pass me another cookie.